covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal, via eclecticpandas)

despute:

you see the problem is i want a job so i can make money but i also don’t want to miss out on anything i want to do or even move in general 

(Source: spoof, via thisisnachofood)

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

(via thisisnachofood)

Anonymous:
Do you ever send yourself anonymous messages?

flatsound:

yeah i send all of them. my therapist says i should “stop” but between you and me i’m just getting started.

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus, via fuckyeahloldemort)

moon-roses:

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

(via awaeke)

laughinqftw:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

lee-cigarettes:

I want to live here

(Source: mlle-al, via awaeke)

Timestamp: 1406899635

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

lwordforever:

me about everything

(Source: maliahales, via fuckyeahloldemort)

Timestamp: 1406898859

spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

dutchster:

when i finish my course assignment only to remember i have exams next week

image

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

rubennfigueiredo:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)